Fortunately/Unfortunately
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, someone accidently spills a pitcher of water all over your work an it gets soaked and ruined
The ends must never justify the means, the means must justify themselves--Ravi Zacharias
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wild rose - The Guardian of Sundays
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately, the person who gave you the paperwork was very thorough, so you have backup copies of everything.
But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.
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stargazer - Posts: 22030
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, by the time you're able to mail the paperwork, it's already too late and they've set a band of raging animal rights bandits to come collect you.
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately, your lawyer appears with proof that the elephant was, in fact, imported legally, so all this hassle was totally unnecessary.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, your lawyer has been disbarred from practicing law and can't help you.
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately, something else has come up, so now the Royal Society is distracted and forgets about you.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, the raging animal rights bandits haven't yet got the memo and are still coming to get you.
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately, you're getting very practiced at evading hunters and you take a vacation in the Sierra Nevadas.
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Meltintalle - Ra-pun-z-mel
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately it is snowing in the Sierra Nevadas and so any remaining hunters get bogged down in a snow-drift.
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately you weren't prepared for that snow and now you're shivering in a cave.
But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.
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stargazer - Posts: 22030
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately it is warmer as you go further in the cave, and you always carry a torch with you as you wonder at the stalactites & stalagmites.
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, your torch blows out with a sudden gust of wind and not seeing the path before you, you plummet into a giant pit.
I've Been to Narnia!
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately, you land on something big and soft and aren't injured from the fall.
But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.
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stargazer - Posts: 22030
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, it is a very angry bear.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately, it was hibernating and so you can scramble into a crawl space and listen to it growl about people not looking where they were going.
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Meltintalle - Ra-pun-z-mel
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, the bear sinks back into a deep slumber and the radiated warmth of its body lulls you into a much needed sleep as well, before you can escape.
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