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1.The Monster of the Swamp is a much more thrilling title than The Monster of the Meadow
2.Swamps harbour mosquitoes, crocodiles and other dangerously fascinating creatures. Meadows usually have banal things like deer and cows
3.Swamps are messier to play in, thus delighting the hearts of children

Three reasons mushrooms are better than dishes

1. Mushrooms can be edible, whereas dishes are not unless you're a monster.
2. Mushrooms are found in the wild, whereas dishes are not.
3. Mushrooms are more mysterious than dishes, which is why fairy rings are sometimes denoted as being made out of mushrooms and not out of dishes.

Three reasons why combs are better than chairs.

1. Watches are much more socially acceptable to carry with you when you go out and about.
2. Watches tell time, whereas doorknobs do not.
3. A doorknob must be affixed to a door to be of use, whereas watches are of use whether they are worn on your wrist or not.

Three reasons why coaster are better than telephones.

1. Coasters are designed to protect surfaces from liquids whereas telephones don't get along with those liquids.
2. Coasters are far less expensive than telephones.
3. Coasters don't become obsolete when a manufacturer introduces a new line of them.

Three reasons rainbows are better than a gourmet meal.

1. Rainbows are free; a gourmet meal costs a lot of money.
2. You can potentially see a rainbow from anywhere; gourmet meals can only be enjoyed in certain places, like restaurants or in homes where someone can cook.
3. Legend has it that at the end of a rainbow is a pot of gold; at the end of a gourmet meal, is indigestion.

Three reasons why cymbals are better than swans.

1. Cymbals don't leave messes around
2. There is no danger of cymbals pecking you
3. Cymbals are lighter than swans

Three reasons why trees are better than soup

1. Ever try to make paper from soup? It's not pretty.
2. Wood from trees goes into our homes, our furniture, and our campfires. All you can do with soup is eat it.
3. Trees turn beautiful colors in autumn. A bowl of soup remains the same.

Three reasons snow is better than email.

1. You can have 8 people playing a board game. Put 8 people in my Mini and you void my insurance.
2. When board games go wrong, you laugh about it. When cars go wrong, it's a lot of hassle and expensive.
3. Some board games are educational, such as Trivial Pursuit. The only thing you learn when driving is how selfish other drivers are.

Three reasons why fish are better than football (American or soccer, your choice).

1. You can eat fish, whereas you can't eat a football.
2. You can go fishing by yourself, but you need a large group to play football.
3. Go Fish! is a fun card game, whereas Go Football! sounds like a cheer that you say if you either don't care or don't know much about the game.

Three reasons why breakfast is better than a hammer.

1) Breakfast is nourishing and fills your hungry belly, but a hammer is inedible.
2) You won't accidentally smash your thumb or a toe with breakfast, whereas you might with a hammer.
3) Breakfast smells nice whereas hammers smell like...hammers.

Three reasons why wombats are better than dragons.

1. You can see wombats in a zoo, but you can't see dragons in one.
2. Wombats are less destructive to villages than fire-breathing dragons.
3. Wombats don't stockpile gold like many dragons are said to.

Three reasons why laughing is better than dishes.

1. Laughing is loud. Dishes don't make any sound. Loud noises scare away the Jrdlkrnrnr (jer, like germ, dul, like dull, ker, like curtain, ner, like learner, ner, like learner. Now, put it all together: Jerdulkernerner. Just without the vowels that make it easy to see how you're supposed to pronounce it. Oh, and that's plural! Jrdlkrnrnr's plural is the same as its singular form, sort of like moose.) that lurk outside your house at night. Therefore, laughing is better.

2. Laughing happens when you're having fun, or when you found something funny. Dishes have to be put away, which isn't fun. Therefore, laughing is better.

3. Jrdlkrnrnr like dishes. They hate laughing. Jrdlkrnrnr hate people, too. Therefore, dishes hate people, and laughing doesn't. Therefore, laughing is better.

I couldn't help but laugh as I was typing all that.

Three reasons why frogs are better than meteors.

1. It's easier to see a frog in the wild than a meteor.
2. A frog crashing into you is less dangerous than a meteor crashing into you.
3. I've never heard of a person being enchanted into a meteor, whereas we all know a story about an enchanted frog.

Three reasons why ice cream is better than candles.

1. It's usually been eaten before it has a chance to melt and make a mess!
2. Nobody ever burned a house down by leaving an ice cream cone unattended.
3. Ice cream smells nice AND tastes lovely; candles smell nice and taste blah. (Not that I would know.... )

Three reasons why paper airplanes are better than knitting needles.