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1. You're less likely to burn your tongue on toffee
2. Toffee is more useful for temporary sticky-ness
3. Toffee does not require extra equipment to operate safely

Three reasons why a radio is better than the sun.

1. A radio can transmit information, news and music.
2. A radio can be switched off, unlike the sun
3. A working radio is available at all times, unlike the sun.

Three reasons why the sun is better than a computer.

1. The sun does not overheat and restart, causing you to loose your work
2. The sun does not send or receive spam messages
3. The sun is easier to draw than a computer

Three reasons a pony is better than a violet.

1.Have you ever tried riding a violet?
2.Ponies smell way better.
3.A pony will eat the grass, a violet just sits there

Three reasons moonlight is better than sunlight.

1. Moonlight will not make you too warm
2. You can write sappier poetry about moonlight
3. Moonlight is a rarer so you appreciate it more

Three reasons a lily pads are better than a tent.

1. Television won't give you carpal tunnel syndrome.
2. Television doesn't spurt ink on you unexpectedly.
3. Television can make you laugh; inanimate pens rarely do that.

Three reasons why a shovel is better than soda.

1. Sandals oftentimes mean beach vacations.
2. Sandals protect your feet from sharp objects.
3. Trying to make a phone call with a sandal is a lot funnier than making a phone call with a phone.

Three reasons why umbrellas are better than refrigerators.

1. Both will keep you dry if you're out in the rain, but holding a refrigerator over your head is really hard (unless you're a superhero, I suppose).
2. Umbrellas fold up nicely and fit in your purse, briefcase, car, etc. Folding a refrigerator is a lot harder.
3. Umbrellas have a fun annual festival named after them.

Three reasons why stadiums are better than fish.

1. Stadiums can host sporting events and concerts!
2. Stadiums have CONCESSION STANDS.
3. Stadiums usually smell better than a dead fish.

Three reasons why a river is better than scissors.

1. Unlike scissors, you don't have to hunt through a whole house to locate where a river has got to.
2. Rivers provide a way to get from point A to point B over huge distances, unlike scissors
3. Rivers keep up beautiful landscapes, and provide water for thirsty humans and animals.

Three reasons why a dog is better than a toaster

1. A dog is man's best friend.
2. A dog can't electrocute you.
3. Walking a dog gets you to burn off calories instead of fattening you up with yummy toast.

Three reasons why butter is better than roller skates.

1. Butter on bread is what makes sandwich fillings like jam taste yummy, unlike roller skates.
2. Butter is essential in baking cakes, puddings, scones and also in cooking many other dishes, including stews and casseroles, and unlike roller-skates
3. Butter can be used to grease roller skates if necessary.

Three reasons why a warm t-shirt is better than a television set.

1. A warm t-shirt is awfully cozy.
2. You can dry your hands on a warm t-shirt in a pinch.
2. You'll never want to throw it out the window when the cable goes out in the middle of an important broadcast!

Three reasons why cats are better than jewels.

1) Cats are fuzzy
2) cats make great companions
3) Cats can make you laugh

Three reasons why swamps are better than meadows.