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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » Apr 09, 2017 6:46 pm

1. Towels can be used to dry dishes, while shoe laces cannot.
2. Towels can be used as bibs on small children, while shoe laces cannot.
3. Towels don't tend to break the same way shoe laces can.

Three reasons why pretzels are better than remote controls.
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Re: Three Reasons

Postby SummerSnow » May 03, 2017 4:38 pm

1. You can eat pretzels while watching something on the TV without any harm, but if you eat the remote, then you'll have to get up, walk all the way over to switch the channels or change the volume.

2. Pretzels are interesting to look at because of the neat designs, but remote controls are pretty boring to look at.

3. You have to have a TV to use a remote control, but pretzels are good on their own.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Sonny » May 05, 2017 6:58 am

1. Plans have to be made and then carried out, whereas mirrors simply sit or hang in their place, effortlessly.

2. Mirrors usually show a clear view of reality, whereas plans often get muddled and changed, making life less clear.

3. Mirrors can be bought in stores. Plans have to be made by hand!

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » May 13, 2017 9:01 am

1. Gummy worms taste better than paper manufacturers.
2. Gummy worms fit better in a pocket than paper manufacturers.
3. Gummy worms are more fun to play with than paper manufacturers.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Ryadian » May 18, 2017 12:03 pm

1. You can throw a softball with less concern about it getting lodged in someone's face.
2. If you play catch with your dog with a softball, it'll come back in better condition than a pencil would.
3. Pencils are fragile - you can snap a pencil with your bare hands. I'd like to see you do that with a softball.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » May 18, 2017 5:03 pm

1. Clocks tend to keep time while jet planes tend to run off-schedule.
2. Clocks are much easier to afford than jet planes.
3. Anyone can operate a clock, whereas you need a special license to operate a jet plane.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby King_Erlian » May 19, 2017 1:42 am

1. If you put a sausage between the pages of a book and close it, you end up with a horrible sticky mess.
2. A bookmark can be a cheap, easily-transportable and lasting souvenir of a place you visit.
3. Too many sausages is bad for your health. You can't have too many bookmarks.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » May 30, 2017 4:17 pm

1. Underground railways transport you somewhere; carpets do not.
2. It usually less expensive to ride an underground train than to buy a carpet.
3. Underground railways are more exciting than carpets.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby SummerSnow » Jul 16, 2017 1:38 pm

1. Books (figuratively) transport you somewhere else.
2. Books do not get sticky when licked.
3. Books are better for your health than lollipops.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » Jul 16, 2017 1:49 pm

1. Sisters are more fun than shoes.
2. Sisters don't wear out like shoes do.
3. Sisters can play games with you, but shoes can't. ;)

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 23, 2017 10:39 pm

1. Kites can be removed from your head easily, unlike wearing antlers
2. You can play with someone else's kite on a windy day, if they give you permission, but antlers have to stay with their owners
3. Kites are simply made from mainly non-organic materials, unlike bony antlers mounted on the wall.

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