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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby Boy Scout » Feb 08, 2013 4:47 pm

Scientists studying Galactic Sector #133-713-371-337-1337 have released reports saying their telescopes have taken pictures of the Loch Ness Monster floating through the street sing songs from the musical known as "Cats". No one is sure yet how the creature has survived, but some suspect that it may be feeding off of lettuce and old missile fuel which had also been lost by space explorers. Non-Experts are advising everyone to do the Chicken Dance while singing "Gangnam Style". "If anyone wants to know how to do this," one of the scientists stated, "don't ask me, because only my wife knows."
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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby Ithilwen » Feb 11, 2013 12:35 am

Non-experts of the dance known as "Gangnam Style" have reported seeing the cast of "Cats" teaching the Loch Ness Monster how to study Galactic Sectors. No one is sure why they have taken up this occupation. Though some guess it may be because the Loch Ness Monster has information regarding the lettuce and old missile fuel which has recently, and mysteriously, been found in space.


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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby ValiantArcher » Feb 17, 2013 5:16 pm

New headline!

"Horsemeat scandal a 'storm in a teacup' says Iceland chief - as he accuses schools of using 'dodgy, backstreet' meat"
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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby Boy Scout » Feb 18, 2013 2:06 pm

"Teacup scandal a 'storm in a horse' says Greenland chief - as he requires schools to using 'catty, main street' meat"
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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby ValiantArcher » Feb 25, 2013 12:44 pm

Chipped teacup scandal a 'storm in a house' says Greenland mailman - as he urges schools to use 'squishy, main street' vegetables.
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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby Ithilwen » Mar 12, 2013 10:40 pm

Schools urged mailmen on mainstreet to avoid houses containing squishy vegetables. A scandal broke out claiming that squishy vegetables which come from such houses are even known to chip tea cups during storms.


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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby wolfloversk » Mar 13, 2013 6:39 am

Mailmen urged schools to avoid chipped teacups and squishy vegetables for fear of the children's health
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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby ValiantArcher » Mar 17, 2013 3:26 pm

New headline:

"Children Don't Know Who the Beatles are, says Royal Opera Boss: Britian is a philistine country whose children aren't even aware of the Sixties, Antonio Pappano has claimed."
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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby Ithilwen » Mar 18, 2013 11:10 pm

Children Don't Know What the Royal Opera House is, Antonio Pappano has claimed. Britian suggests this may be because the Beatles were philistines, a stance that has made bands popular with children since the Sixties.


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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby Sonic T Hedgehog » Apr 01, 2013 8:14 am

Children Don't Know What the Sidney Opera House is, Antonio Pappano has claimed. Australia suggests this may be because the Beatles were philistines, a stance that has made banks popular with children since the Sixties.
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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby Miles Tails Prower » Apr 01, 2013 8:28 am

Children Don't Know What the Sidney Opera House is, Mr. Fake Namerstein has claimed. The United States of America suggests this may or may not be because the Beatles were philistines, a stance that has made the number Googolplex popular with children since the Fifties.
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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby Adeona » Apr 01, 2013 2:21 pm

"Sources say the popular number Googloplex has brainwashed children into believing that the Sidney Opera House, the Beatles, and the Philistines are synonymous!"
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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby ValiantArcher » Apr 07, 2013 6:23 pm

New headline:

"Royal Mail postmen delivering giant tarantulas and scorpions"
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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby Pattertwigs Pal » Apr 15, 2013 6:22 pm

"Royal Mail postmen delivering giant tarantulas and scorpions in crates that look like ordinary packages"
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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby ValiantArcher » Apr 19, 2013 2:21 pm

"Royal Mail bakers delivering giant cakes and scones in crates that look like extraordinary sweets"
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Re: Yellow Journalism

Postby Dinode » May 08, 2013 7:38 pm

Presidential Mail bakers delivering giant cakes and scones in crates from Sugar Rush.
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