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Corrupt A Wish

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jun 13, 2012 5:40 pm

Welcome to "Corrupt A Wish." The object of this game is fairly simple. One person will make a wish, then the next person ruins it and then writes their own wish. Try to make them as funny or random as possible.

RULES:
1. Do not be personally mean to other members.
2. General forum rules apply.

EXAMPLE:
Person 1: I wish I had a sword.
Person 2: You get a sword, but it's made from grape jelly! I wish I was a lion.
Person 3: You become a lion with no teeth or fur. I wish I could fly.

I guess I'll start things off.

I wish that I had enough money to pay for grad school.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby TheGentleWarrior » Jun 13, 2012 6:27 pm

You get all the money that you need, but it's Monopoly money!

I wish I could have a pet bunny!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby NarnianMonkey » Jun 13, 2012 6:47 pm

You get a pet bunny, but it's blind, and missing a tail.

I wish I could have a invincible banana tree!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby Dinode » Jun 13, 2012 6:53 pm

It's invincible all right, and it's attacking you!

I wish I didn't have to sleep.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby ValiantArcher » Jun 13, 2012 7:22 pm

You don't have to sleep, but you also can't sleep---you're always awake and never get to dream.

I wish I wasn't so klutzy.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jun 14, 2012 5:44 am

You aren't so klutzy any more. . . but all your hair, teeth and fingernails fall out.

I wish that it was fall or winter all year round.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby NarnianMonkey » Jun 14, 2012 8:31 am

It's winter all year round, but a snowstorm is also at your house all year round.

I wish that this wish won't get corrupted. :p
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby DancingPrincesses » Jun 14, 2012 12:27 pm

I don't corrupt your wish, but my sister does!!! :p (she typed that)

I wish that I was a NarniaWeb Master!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby Andriel » Jun 14, 2012 1:16 pm

you become a Narniaweb master but no one else sees that you are.

I wish I had a Horse!!!!!!!!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby TheGentleWarrior » Jun 14, 2012 1:47 pm

You get a horse, however it's the size of a hamster and rainbow coloured. :P

I wish I could stay young forever!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby Dinode » Jun 14, 2012 2:58 pm

You become eternally 2 and never get potty trained.

I wish for two million bucks. (I just know where this is gonna go)
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby MountainFireflower » Jun 14, 2012 3:51 pm

Fine, fine, you get two million bucks but the stipulation is that you have to spend it in sixty seconds, otherwise it's gone. :p

I wish that I could go to Narnia! ;)
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby Pattertwigs Pal » Jun 14, 2012 5:12 pm

You get to Narnia but you arrive just after Peter closes the stable door.

I wish they were working on a new Narnia movie.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby GlimGlum » Jun 14, 2012 6:03 pm

They start working on a new Narnia movie but because of legal complications it takes 50 years to complete. :-o

I wish, I wish, I were a fish. :D
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby NarnianMonkey » Jun 15, 2012 8:28 am

You become a fish caught by a fisherman!

I wish I could play the upcoming summer minigames before they come out.
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I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby Sparky » Jun 15, 2012 12:40 pm

You get to, but there's nobody to play them with!

I wish I could bench-press 500 pounds.
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