Corrupt A Wish

[Dinode]

You now can think of nothing but wishes.

I wish was to the right of the post a reply field instead of in the "View more smilies" link.

[waggawerewolf27]

Fantastic! A kind genie godfather - er - administrator causes your wish to be fulfilled. But some of the existing emoticons will disappear, unfortunately.

I wish that somewhere on this site I could find a list of codings for all the emoticons, so I know when to use :ym...: and when not to.

[wolfloversk]

If you click "view more smilies" it'll give you a list of smilies and you simply have to click the one you want and it'll insert the code in the post reply box.
But when you do this you accidentally post them... when you only wanted to see the codes and the mods confuse you as a spammer.

I wish my laptop wasn't on the verge of crashing.

[AstroWolfD]

As of now, your laptop will no longer be in danger of crashing... it just did. And there is nothing you can do about it .

I wish I owned a Hobbit hole.

[humdedum]

You do, but it's too small for you to fit inside.

I wish I could speak all the languages of the world.

[Dinode]

You can, because all the world now speaks English. How boring.

I wish I could sing at least twice as good as I do now.

[humdedum]

You can, but only underwater.

I wish I had a tame dinosaur.

[ValiantArcher]

You receive a tame dinosaur, but no one else knows it's tame, so a concerned citizen reports your dinosaur. He's considered a general safety hazard to the public and is thus taken away from you.

I wish I got a hippopotamus for Christmas.

[Boy Scout]

You get a hippopotamus for Christmas. But since it cost so much to get and ship to you, it is the only thing you get, and you soon run out of money to take care of it and have to sell it online to a voilent animal gang

I wish I could spell better.

[Dernhelm_of_Rohan]

You are now champion of the National Spelling Bee, the winning word being "deoxyribonucleic". Of course, due to your new ultra nerd status at school, you will have to sit at the dork table and hang with the kid who still has glasses from the 80s. And possibly mix plaids with stripes.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[coracle]

You have been awarded a million dollars in back pay but find there is a tax bill of 750,000, and you have charities knocking on your door, so you end up with only $20,000 which you feel obliged to pay off student loan and family debt with.

I wish my feet were a better shape.

[Lilygloves]

Your feet are a better shape, but they are too tiny for your body and you keep falling over.

I wish I had a big, beautiful library in my house.

[waggawerewolf27]

Congratulations, you do have the wonderful library you dreamed about. But thousands of books takes up most of your living space, even though built-in bookshelves everywhere save housepainting. People keep borrowing your favourite books and not returning them on time or even at all, the books you kept for reference really need updating every so often, and there is not enough room to eat, sleep, wash or entertain. The worst of it is that your house insurance company won't pay up to replace all your books when the house burns down, because they say so many crumbling, out-of-print books in one place are a fire hazard and irreplaceable, anyway.

I wish I have a happy and contented retirement with my family.

[Katana]

you can only lift that much whilst in the gym, but not outside of it.

I wish I lived in Ireland

[Boy Scout]

You live in Ireland. But so does everyone else on Earth and none of you can leave, so it gets rather uncomfortable.

I wish I had shape shifting powers.

[wolfloversk]

You have shapeshifting powers, but you have no control over them so you spontaneously shapeshift into random things at the worst of times...

I wish I could go on a quest in real life