Corrupt A Wish

[Dernhelm_of_Rohan]

You are charged with finding a certain golden goblet that is an heirloom of one of the nobles houses of France. Along the way, you are sure to find peril, adventure and adrenaline!

Of course, this isn't a movie, so when you are in the jungles of Brazil, swatting bloodthirsty mosquitoes and jumping when snakes slither across your path, the hours and hours of hot hiking and steamy air are not much fun. That and the fact that you've got that weird spider bite on your shoulder... Oh, and those blisters on your heels and you've started talking to youself since you've been alone so long. Yeah! This is great!

I wish my uncle would like me for a change.

[DamselJillPole]

Your uncle likes you and now he wont leave you alone. He follows you everywhere you go and annoys you.

I wish i wouldn't have to go to work.

[RubyGamgee]

Your wish is my command! Unfortunately, I can't alter the inevitable repercussions of you losing your job, going broke, and thus becoming a homeless person with no money or friends.

I wish I was not such an insomniac at the moment.

[NarnianMonkey]

You aren't an insomniac at the moment, but in five seconds you will be back to being an insomniac.

I wish I could be the best video game player ever.

[Lilygloves]

You are the best video game player ever, but only because you've literally spent every second of your life playing video games and now you're an old man with no friends or job or anything because they're all gone. And you can never stop playing video games!!

I wish I could teleport.

[Dinode]

You can teleport, but you can't leave your game.

I wish more people liked the movie Bolt.

[Boy Scout]

Congrats, now everyone on NarniaWeb loves Bolt! But now they all hate Narnia!

I wish more people were on NarniaWeb.

[Lilygloves]

There are so many people on NarniaWeb that the website can't handle all the posts. People get upset because they try to respond to a game post but other people are posting at the same time so the games are all messed up. All the mods need to take care of the G&B and neglect the other threads, leaving messy and grammatically incorrect posts, which drives all the grammar geeks (and there are a lot on NW) crazy and they can't handle it so they all leave NW, leaving the website with only 42 members.

I wish My Little Pony could be a musical on Broadway.

[Ithilwen]

The MLP musical on Broadway is actually a mash-up of MLP, Twilight, and Invader Zim. Justin Bieber is one of the singers in the musical. And the place is so packed with Bieber and Twilight fans, none of the MLP fans can get in to see it.

I wish they would make a new adaptation of Northanger Abbey.


~Riella

[Dernhelm_of_Rohan]

The new movie is scheduled, and not only that, but you are cast as Catherine! However, on reading the top of the script, you find this particular adaptation is going to be called "Northanger Abbey: Zombie Edition". Your heart promptly breaks.

I wish I never had to brush my teeth again.

[ValiantArcher]

You never have to brush your teeth again, but only because you end up losing all your teeth.

I wish I had time to bake more often.

[GlimGlum]

You get more time to bake but your oven will only work once a day for only 15 minutes.

I wish I could have perfect vision and not need contacts or glasses again.

[Boy Scout]

Congrats! You are freed of your dependency on glasses and contacts, and your vision is better than perfect! Sadly though, you have become deaf

I wish I was a Marsh wiggle!

[ValiantArcher]

You become a Marsh Wiggle, but you're stuck in the city and can't live in a marsh and become very, very uncomfortable.

I wish you could change things in the world as easily as you can change a fictional story.

[Ithilwen]

You can change anything just as easily as you can a fictional story, but because of that, all of life becomes meaningless; and the good parts of life have just as much meaning and reality as the good parts of a fictional book.

I wish I could meet my favorite character from my favorite book.


~Riella

[ValiantArcher]

You meet your favorite character from your favorite book, but they hold you responsible for kidnapping them and hate you.

I wish I could whistle.

(Poor tomato! )