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Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby ramagut » Jun 01, 2012 4:14 pm

Welcome to the first weekend of Summer Mini Games!

This game is Three Reasons!

The first person starts off with two things that are completely unrelated and then give three funny reasons why the first is better than the second. The next person has to use the second thing from the previous post as the first thing in their post.

RULES:
1. Be creative!
2. General forum rules apply.

EXAMPLE:
Person 1: Three Reasons why toothpaste is better than a dog
1. It doesn't give you sulky looks when you forget to feed it ... come to think of it, you don't have to feed it.
2. You don't have to take your teeth for a walk, or run around the house madly trying to get it on the leash.
3. If you get a tube of toothpaste you don't like, you're only stuck with it for a couple of days.
Person 2: Three reasons why a dog is better than snow cones.
1. They last a lot longer!
2. They don't give you brain freeze!
3. They give you a lot of love!
Person 3: Three reasons why snow cones are better than clocks.
1. They taste a whole lot better!
2. They cool you off in the summer!
3. I've never met a snow cone I didn't like!

Enjoy playing! :D

I'll start us off...
Three reasons why a banana is better than the beach:
1. No sand!
2. A banana has vitamins.
3. I don't get sunburned from a banana!

(So, the next person will start with "Three Reasons why the beach is better than...")
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jun 01, 2012 4:18 pm

Three reasons why the beach is better than eating cheese:
1. It's more moist (unless the cheese has been sitting in the sun for too long)
2. You can get some sunlight (enhancing vitamin D) rather than just getting cholesterol!
3. There's a lot more wildlife (unless you count the bacterial cultures required for making cheese)
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby NarnianMonkey » Jun 01, 2012 5:27 pm

Three reasons eating cheese is better than Emoticons/Smilies:

1. You can't eat an emoticon.
2. Cheese is a yummy dairy product.
3. Eating cheese is healthy, unlike spamming emoticons on an internet forum.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby Dinode » Jun 01, 2012 6:11 pm

Three reasons Emoticons/Smilies are better than swords.

1. Emoticons can't physically hurt you.
2. Emoticons are in a way a form of writing, or giving messages, just like pens, and the pen is mightier than the sword.
3. If I tried to put a sword in my post I'd break my computer screen.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jun 01, 2012 6:15 pm

Three reasons why swords are better than butter

1. Swords do not melt at room temperature.

2. Swords are SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. Swords can make your enemies quiver with fear ;))
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby stardf29 » Jun 01, 2012 7:32 pm

3 reasons why butter is better than bitter

1. Despite my general distaste for butter, I actually do like some foods that use it, like ice cream and Danish butter cookies. I cannot think of any bitter foods that I like.

2. Being buttered up by someone is better than their being bitter at you.

3. An attack with your hips looks much cooler than a biting in the past.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby ramagut » Jun 01, 2012 7:56 pm

3 Reasons why Bitter is better than Horseshoes....

1. Wormwood is described as being bitter ;)
2. Bitter may not taste good, but horseshoes hurt when they hit you!
3. In some countries, a Bitter is a favorite drink!
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby wolfloversk » Jun 01, 2012 11:01 pm

3 reasons why Horseshoes are/is better than unicorns.

1) It's pretty obvious they exist.
2) they're lucky.
3) The game is just so fun!
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby NarnianMonkey » Jun 02, 2012 5:55 am

Three reasons unicorns are better than rocks:

1. Unicorns are soft, unlike rocks, which are hard.
2. You can ride a unicorn. I don't think anyone would like to ride a rock.
3. Rocks can hurt easily. Unless a unicorn is mad, it probably won't hurt you, which is good.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby Dinode » Jun 02, 2012 6:19 am

Three reasons rocks are better than jazz.

1. No one has ever built a jazz henge.
2. You need instruments for jazz, you can pick up rocks anywhere.
3. Rocks help chickens digest their food.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jun 02, 2012 7:15 am

The reason that Jazz is better than earthworms:

1. Jazz can inspire you. . . earthworms? Not so much
2. Jazz isn't slimy
3. Jazz doesn't need to eat.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby Aslanisthebest » Jun 02, 2012 9:26 am

3 reasons earthworms are better than little baby dolls:

1. Earthworms don't border on scary, as some little baby dolls do.
2. Earthworms help fertilize gardens.
3. Earthworms are cute! (to some extent)
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby NarnianMonkey » Jun 02, 2012 10:18 am

3 reasons little baby dolls are better than big firey explosions:

1. Big firey explosions hurt.
2. Little baby dolls can be used to calm down babies.
3. Big firey explosions in come in one color style. Little baby dolls can come in more than one color style.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby wolfloversk » Jun 02, 2012 11:48 am

3 reasons big fire-y explosions are better than waterfalls

1) They're on Mythbusters more than waterfalls.

2) They can surprise you, where as a waterfall is constantly going an less likely to surprise you.

3)They come with a shockwave... waterfalls do not... adrenaline junkies love shockwaves :P
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby Dinode » Jun 02, 2012 2:08 pm

3 reasons waterfalls are better than snowflakes.

1. Waterfalls are bigger.
2. Waterfalls can make rainbows when the sun is at just the right angle.
3. It's harder to make a snowflake.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jun 02, 2012 2:44 pm

Three reasons why snowflakes are better than asphalt.

1. Snow is beautiful
2. Snow doesn't smell like chemicals
3. If you step in snow, your feet get cool, if you step in hot asphalt, your feet melt.
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