The Peacock Alliance successfully determined that the moderator shastastwin was a co-conspirator behind the deaths that have been plaguing our community. Unfortunately, while these brave Nwebbers were able to track shastastwin back to his lair in Uncle Andrew's Study, but when they cornered him, he jumped through a large painting and slid down an ingeniously hidden slide that deposited him in his personal shuttle. His unusual coordination has caused many to wonder if he might be under a similar spell as Johobbit and MountainFireflower. In light of this, officials are asking the Peacock Alliance to find a way to break the spell and release poor shastastwin from this strange setting.
Good job defending NariaWeb, Peacock Alliance!