Bob Saget found this earlier today, and handed it off to me. I can't make heads or tails of it, so I thought I would post it here for all of the brains of Narniaweb to study.
Consider the stars, how they shine
Consider the trees, coniferous pine
April first is on its way.
April first--and not payday.
They say that nothing fowl's afoot
They say that, faces cover in soot
What will happen this April Day?
What will happen--will it end the same way?
Good luck, denizens of Ditto Town and the Spare Oom!